Arrr, this undead Yakuza tale be a jolly Halloween romp fer Like A Dragon mates, yet it be decayin' on PS3!
2024-10-31
Arrr, hoist the sails and summon the spirits, Sega! Resurrect yer treasure from Davy Jones’ locker, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ mediocrity! Let’s have a jolly good romp with the ghostly games, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a grand ol' company, Sega, renowned fer conjurin' up gaming treasures that once ruled the high seas of entertainment! But alas, like a shipwrecked sailor, they be flounderin' in the depths of mediocrity. So I raise me tankard and bellow, "Bring it back from the dead, Sega!"In the days of yore, Sega be the captain of the gaming ship, leadin' the charge with fine contraptions like the Genesis and the Dreamcast, treasures cherished by scallywags and landlubbers alike. But what becometh of these mighty vessels? Lost to the sands of time, they lie in Davy Jones’ locker, gatherin’ barnacles and dust. Aye, it be a sad fate indeed!
So here I stand, a humble pirate with a heart full of hope, implorin' Sega to summon the spirits of their bygone glories! Dust off those mighty consoles, revive the beloved franchises, and unleash the kraken of creativity! Let not the gaming world forever mourn the loss of Sega's brilliance. For if any landlubber dares to resist this call, I be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and commandeer the ships of nostalgia!
So, hear me, Sega! Rise from the depths and regale us with tales of yore! We be awaitin’ yer return with bated breath and empty treasure chests!