Arrr! RFK Jr. be claimin' Trump swore to hand him the wheel o’ the health ship, savvy?
2024-10-31
Arrr! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be sayin’ that ol’ Captain Trump made a grand "promise" fer him to commandeer the galley o’ Agriculture and the ship o’ Health! Aye, what a merry crew they’d be, swappin' plunder fer corn and cures! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve news from the high seas of politics! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the scallywag who once chased the Democratic flag, now sails alongside the notorious Captain Trump, claimin’ he’ll commandeer the mighty Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Agriculture! Aye, ye heard me right!In a raucous video, Kennedy proclaimed that Trump promised him control over the health agencies, includin’ the CDC and FDA, as he aims to sweep away the corruption that plagues 'em like barnacles on a ship's hull. He be ready to hoist the sails of good science and fair food, swearin’ to rescue the good folk from the clutches of chronic illness!
With the Trump campaign’s word bein’ as solid as a ship’s keel, they intend to hear the passionate voices of the likes of RFK Jr. to Make America Healthy Again! And what be this? Trump himself assured Kennedy he could “go wild” on health matters, likin' him to a parrot on his shoulder!
So, as we chart these treacherous waters, we wonder: Will this duo steer the ship to glory, or will they capsize in the stormy seas of bureaucracy? Only time will tell, me mateys! Set yer compass for change, and let the winds of political fortune blow fair! Arrr!