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Arrr, scallywags! The landlubber spilled his beans 'bout offin' two lasses on a trail—blimey, the prison quack claims!

2024-10-31

Arrr, matey! In the court o' justice on Wednesday, the tale of scallywag Richard Allen's whispered secrets in the brig came to light! The wise witch o' the prison, Dr. Monica Wala, spun her yarns as she took the stand, lettin' the truth set sail!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of wicked deeds and a scallywag known as Richard Allen! This landlubber, aged 52, be accused of havin’ done a dastardly deed against two young lasses, Libby and Abby, back in the fateful month of February in the year 2017 while they were frolickin’ on a hiking trail in Delphi.

Now, it be said that Richard confessed to a prison psychologist, spillin’ his guts like a shipwrecked sailor. He admitted, "I killed Abby and Libby. I’m sorry," as if that be makin’ it all right! But alas, his confessions revealed nothin’ but dark intentions, as he claimed to be a sex addict and a drunken scallywag. This knave even followed the poor girls down the hill, where he meant to commit unspeakable acts, before decidin’ to silence 'em forever with his cutlass!

After the gruesome act, Allen lived life as if he were a ghost ship, but his guilt weighed heavy like an anchor. He even laid in his own filth—now that’s a sight to make any pirate shudder! With his mind unravelin’, he spoke of lettin’ his wife go, all while sayin’ “I killed Abby and Libby.” Aye, the trial be openin' up a treasure trove of evidence against this villain, makin’ him the star witness of his own doom! Arrr, the tides of justice be turnin’!

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