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"Arrr! Seven scallywags met Davy Jones' locker ‘cause of them Hezbollah bombers, while IDF sent their commander to the briny deep!"

2024-10-31

Arrr, ye scallywags! The foul Hezbollah scurvy dogs be rainin’ rockets on northern Israel, claimin’ seven souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Meanwhile, the brave lads of the IDF be huntin’ those miscreants in Lebanon like a hungry shark after a shipwreck! Avast, the seas be turbulent!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the high seas of conflict, where the cannons roar and hearts be heavy! Just yesternight, in northern Israel, a fearsome bombardment from them Hezbollah scallywags claimed seven souls, after the Israeli fleet sent a mighty strike that sent their commander, Mustafa Ahmad Shahadi, to Davy Jones’ locker!

In the town of Metula, a farmer and four foreign deckhands met their untimely fates, whilst another was left in dire straits, cursed by the wicked rockets. Near Haifa, a second volley from Hezbollah's brigands led to two more casualties, as chaos reigned supreme! The IDF be claimin’ the strike on Shahadi was a bold move to thwart their dastardly plots against the fine folk of Israel.

The IDF continued its relentless hunt for mischief-makers, blowin’ up hideouts and weaponry stashes from Lebanon to Syria, all to keep the scurvy dogs at bay. With a warning to civilians to skedaddle, they promised to spare innocent lives, but the sea be treacherous, mateys! So raise a tankard to peace, and may the winds of fortune favor those who seek it, while the rascals be kept at bay!

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