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Arrr! Iranian scallywags be spoutin' threats o' revenge fer them pesky Israeli cannonballs! Avast, the sea be rough!

2024-10-31

Arrr, matey! The fog be thick 'round Iran's intentions, like a cursed treasure map! They be speakin' bold words, yet like a scallywag, they downplay the last blow from Israel. Aye, it be all bluster or bravado, who can say? A right merry jest, I tell ye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale o' the high seas of diplomacy ‘twixt Iran and Israel, where the cannons of rhetoric be thunderin’ but the ship’s sails be flappin’ in the uncertain winds o’ response!

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