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“Germany be scuttlin’ 3 Irani consulates fer sendin’ a German-Iranian to Davy Jones’ locker! Har har, matey!”

2024-10-31

Arrr, matey! The Germans be raisin’ a ruckus, closin’ their fancy consulates ‘cause ol’ Jamshid Sharmahd, a loud-mouthed scallywag against the Iranians, met a grim fate. Aye, it be a tempest o’ protests, but ye know how we pirates love a good squabble!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for a curious tale be brewin' on the high seas of diplomacy! The German buccaneers o' government, in a rare twist o' fate, be closin' their consulates, like a sailor shuttin' a hatch 'fore a storm! Why, ye ask? 'Twas all ‘cause o’ the foul execution of one Jamshid Sharmahd, a scallywag who dared to speak out against the tyrannical winds blowin’ from the Iranian shores!

Aye, this daring soul had the gumption to rattle the chains of the regime, and for his boldness, he paid the ultimate price on the gallows! The Germans, not ones to sit idly by like barnacles on a ship’s hull, raised a ruckus, protestin' with the fury of a cannon blast. They decided t' take a stand, closin' their consulates like a pirate lockin' up his treasure!

So, there ye have it, me hearties! A tale of protest and political shenanigans, where the Germans be showin’ their mettle against tyranny, all in the name of a brave soul who dared to dream of freedom. Let this be a reminder: even the fiercest seas can’t drown the spirit of rebellion! Arrr!

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