Arrr, why be Trump a-sailin’ to New Mexico and Virginia, ye ask? Lookin’ fer treasure, or just a merry jig?
2024-10-31
Arrr, matey! Though haul’n these states be as likely as findin' a mermaid in a barrel o’ rum, they just might lure in new landlubbers fer the Republican crew, swellin' the count like a ship’s sails in a fair wind! Hoist the colors and let’s see!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of hope and fanciful notions aboard this rickety vessel we call a political ship! Now, listen well, fer I’ve got me eye on a treasure map—nay, not of gold, but of states that be causin' quite the ruckus in the realm of votes!