"Arrr! A ghostly Halloween tale tries to rope Harris into the jolly mischief of scallywag migrants!"
2024-10-31
Arrr, matey! A scallywag super PAC be spinnin’ a yarn like a ghostly tale, all full o’ fibs, tryin’ to scare the landlubbers 'bout a Harris reign! Aye, it be a mini-horror flick that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, fear not the lass, she be no specter!
Avast, me hearties! Aye, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a most curious moving picture crafted by the scallywags of a pro-Trump super PAC. This here ad be likened to a wee horror flick, designed to chill the timbers of any landlubber who dares ponder the thought of a President Harris! Arrr, they be wielding deceit like a cutlass, makin’ claims so misleading they could shiver the timbers of Davy Jones himself!The creators of this frightful tale be conjurin’ images of doom and gloom, likin’ it to the Kraken risin’ from the depths! They be warnin’ the good folk that if Harris be sittin’ on the throne of power, then by thunder, chaos shall reign supreme! With shadows lurkin’ and ghostly whispers echoing, they be tryin’ to turn honest citizens into quakin’ jellyfish in the briny deep.
But hark! Let not these tricksters fool ye, for truth be a sturdy ship, sailin’ smooth amidst the tempests of fibs. So, keep yer wits about ye, me mateys, and steer clear of such nonsense as ye navigate the treacherous waters of politics. Remember, a wise pirate knows when to hoist the sails and when to call out the blarney!