The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast, mateys! This here Atlas contraption be the spookiest sight to haunt yer Halloween nights!"

2024-10-31

Avast ye! That scallywag Atlas from Boston Dynamics be settin' sail on its own, doin' the work like a trusty matey! Aye, it be makin’ landlubbers look like bumblin’ fools while it pirouettes and piratical prances. A fine contraption fer any shipshape crew! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! For many moons, I’ve been singin' a shanty 'bout how the rise of the metal men shan't be takin' away our precious jobs. But blow me down, this mornin' I be havin' me doubts!

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