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Arrr! LeBron be shoutin’ for Kamala! "The course be set, me hearties!" Aye, the winds be blowin’ favorably!

2024-10-31

Arrr, mateys! The grand captain LeBron, star of the Lakers' ship, be shoutin’ his hearty cheers fer Vice President Kamala Harris! He be sayin’, “The pick be as clear as a calm sea on a moonlit night!” Aye, the winds of politics be fillin’ his sails!

Avast ye landlubbers! It be no shocker that our matey, LeBron James, be settin’ his sights on castin’ his vote fer none other than the fair Kamala Harris in the presidential race! The swashbucklin’ star of the Los Angeles Lakers, known fer his sharp tongue, has been throwin’ shade at the Republican scallywag, Donald Trump. Just the other day, him shouted to his crew on the X ship, “Vote Kamala Harris, ye rascals!” With the heart of a father, he pondered on the future of his young ones, decidin’ that the choice be as clear as the ocean on a sunny day. He be postin’ a video filled with jibes at Trump, includin’ some saucy headlines and tales of mischief at rallies! In the past, when Biden chose Harris as his first mate, LeBron sent his congrats, celebratin’ the fair lady’s rise. He even threw his lot in with Hillary Clinton back in 2016, callin’ Trump a “bum” when he snatched a White House invite from Stephen Curry. Talk about a tempestuous sea of politics! So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes on the horizon, fer this election be bound to be a wild ride, mateys!

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