Arrr, Riley be givin' Mark Cuban a hearty laugh fer sayin' Trumpin’ wenches be weak and dim-witted! Har har!
2024-10-31
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, that swift schoolin’ mermaid, be takin’ aim at the treasure-hungry sea dog Mark Cuban, fer jabberin’ ‘bout ol’ Trump not hangin’ with savvy wenches! Aye, might be he prefers his company a tad less brainy and a lot more buccaneer! Har har!
Arrr matey! It be a hullabaloo o’er the high seas of politics, where billionaire Mark Cuban be makin' waves with his blabber 'bout ol' Captain Trump! He claimed the former president never sails with “strong” or “intelligent” wenches, which stirred a tempest, ye see.Riley Gaines, a fierce competitor in the NCAA swimmin’ pool, took to the deck, lampoonin' Cuban for his blatherin’. “Mark Cuban, ye'd not spot a strong lass even if she slapped ye with a fish!” she proclaimed, callin' him a “beta.” Aye, she jabbed at Cuban’s insult, suggestin’ that any Trump-supportin’ woman be deemed “stupid and weak.”
But alas, Cuban’s ship be takin' on more water as Trump’s crew, led by press secretary Karoline Leavitt, fired back, defendin' the strong, clever women who back the Donald. One, a savvy business lass, be the proud owner of the Mavericks and a hefty donor to Trump’s coffers! Cuban, while a bit of a weather vane, once sang praises for Trump, even in the days of yore when he thought the Donald be less of a threat. Now, he be callin' Trump a “fascist,” a term that be givin' even the saltiest of pirates pause!
So, hoist yer flags, mateys, for the seas be treacherous and the debates even more so! Arrr!