Arrr! Wendell Pierce be sayin' rowdy scallywags at Yankee Stadium made 'im skedaddle from the World Series! Har har!
2024-10-31
Arrr! Wendell the Pierce, a scallywag from "Suits," be moanin' on the morrow 'bout how Game 5 o' the World Series be marred by a raucous crew o' fans at Yankee Stadium. Aye, 'tis a right mutinous bunch that be spoil'n the fun, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Wendell Pierce, a thespian of the silver screen, who ventured into the raucous den of Yankee Stadium to witness a grand World Series clash! But alas, his joy was cut short by a crew of unruly landlubbers, lobbin’ their refuse at him like cannonballs. Aye, the scallywags were throwin’ things just 'cause he had a chinwag with a Dodgers supporter!Wendell, sportin' his Yankees cap like a true buccaneer, took to the magical scroll of X to share his lamentations. "The worst experience ever!" he bellowed, as he made his hasty retreat. "The spirit of sports be drowned in the filth of humanity!" Aye, it be a right shame when the camaraderie of the game be marred by such foul behavior!
He did berate the knaves, sayin’ their antics ruined the artistry of Gerrit Cole’s pitchin’ and Freddie Freeman’s home runs. “I could care less about the outcome now,” he grumbled, wishin’ to forget the ruckus of those troublesome fans. And let it be known, two other rascals were thrown out in a prior game fer tryin’ to snatch a ball from Mookie Betts! So beware, ye rowdy fans, lest ye find yerself marooned from future matches!