Arrr, Roy be badgerin' the DOJ about their parleyin' with lefty scallywags ‘bout them pesky voter roll be purges!
2024-10-31
Arrr, matey! Rep. Chip Roy, that scallywag from Texas, be diggin’ for treasure among the DOJ’s secrets, suspectin' they be sailin' with lefty brigands on a quest to scuttle voter roll purges! Avast, 'tis a fine kerfuffle indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus in the land o' politics! A top Republican scallywag, Rep. Chip Roy from Texas, be raisin' the Jolly Roger at the Department of Justice, claimin' they're in cahoots with some lefty landlubber civil rights crews over lawsuits regardin' non-citizens on voter rolls. Arrr!It seems the DOJ be settin' sail against Alabama and Virginia, accusin' 'em of makin' waves by tryin' to toss non-citizens off their voter lists too close to Election Day. The DOJ be shoutin' about some "Quiet Period Provision" that says ye can't be messin' with voter rolls just before a big election, lest ye stir the pot! But Roy be claimin' these lawsuits be followin' hot on the heels of lefty lawsuits, smellin' like a fishy fish stew!
Virginia, in a twist o' fate, had a court order 1,600 folks back on the rolls, only for the Supreme Court to toss a cannonball at that decision. Roy be demandin' to see the evidence that the DOJ ain't just followin' the orders o' these left-wing brigands. He be wantin' all the dirty laundry aired out so the good people can see if the pirates be plundering their democracy! Yarrr!