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Arrr, matey! Harris’ scallywag claims Trump’s lasses be dim-witted, right after Biden’s trash talkin’! What a merry hullabaloo!

2024-10-31

Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban be sayin' ye lasses in Trump's crew be naught but weak-minded barnacles! This hullabaloo be settin' the Kamala Harris ship a-rockin', whilst the captain Biden be callin' Trump’s crew a lot of rubbish! A tempest brews on the high seas of politics, I tell ye!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the seas of politics! Mark Cuban, a scallywag surrogatin' fer Harris, be claimin' that the lasses in Trump’s crew be weak and daft. Aye, he let slip on "The View" that ye ne'er see ol' Donald with smart and strong wenches, for they be mighty intimidatin' to him!

Well blow me down! The Trump supporters, both buccaneers and wenches alike, be howlin' in outrage! Cuban tried to save his own skin, sayin' he weren’t talkin' 'bout strong lasses like Nikki Haley, but it be too late—the cannon fire's been unleashed!

Cuban, tryin' to calm the storm, be claimin' he knows plenty of fierce and clever women votin' for Trump, but he still stands by his notion that Trump shies away from a good challenge. Meanwhile, Trump’s crew be settin' sail against Cuban’s jabs, declarin' that the women standin' with Trump be mothers and titans of industry, not the weaklings Cuban painted them as!

So, as the tides turn and the winds blow, it seems both sides be battlin' over who’s got the strongest fleet of women. Yarrr, what a sight to behold on this treacherous political sea! Arrr!

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