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Arrr, matey! The US be sayin' 8,000 North Korean scallywags be settin' sail fer Ukraine’s ruckus soon!

2024-10-31

Arrr! Secretary Blinken and Defense Austin be throwin' a jolly warning, sayin' 8,000 scallywag North Korean mateys be kitted out by them Russian landlubbers! Aye, ‘tis a hearty sign they’ll be clashin' swords with Ukrainian souls in Kursk! Batten down the hatches, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got news from the high seas o’ diplomacy! U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken be spillin’ the beans that a band o’ 8,000 North Korean scallywags be preparin’ to set sail into battle against the Ukrainian lads in Kursk, likely to happen in the blink of an eye! Arrr, seems the North Koreans be trainin’ under the watchful eye of the Russians, learnin’ the fine art o’ artillery and trench clearin’—a right frightenin’ sight indeed!

The land o’ Ukraine, havin’ captured a mighty stretch of territory—460 square miles, I tell ye—be causin’ quite a stir! Blinken be claimin’ that Putin, in his desperation, be throwin’ his own men into the meat grinder, now seekin’ the help o' foreign cannons, I mean troops. With casualty rates risin’ to a record high o’ 1,200 a day, one might say it be a right bloody mess!

And what’s this? North Korea be launchin’ its longest missile yet, flyin’ high and far like a seagull with a vendetta! Austin be likin’ to keep a weather eye on this new alliance, warnin’ it might embolden the North Korean rogues! So hoist the sails and hold tight, mates, fer the winds o' war be blowin’ fierce in these treacherous waters!

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