Arrr! Trump be takin' aim at Liz Cheney like a cannonball in a scallywag brawl, me hearty!
2024-11-01
Arrr, matey! At a raucous gathering in Arizona, Captain Trump took to the stage, brandishin’ words sharper than a cutlass! He gave a right tongue-lashin’ to a squawkin’ Republican, all while settin’ sail on his thoughts ‘bout them foreign squabbles. Avast! The seas be choppy, indeed!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the sun-scorched shores of Arizona, where a certain landlubber known as Tucker Carlson be interviewin' the one and only Captain Donald J. Trump, former overlord of the land, aye! This scallywag, with his hair as golden as treasure, took aim at a rival from his own fleet, callin' 'im a right ol' bilge rat for bein' a critic of the good ol' U.S. of A's escapades on the high seas of foreign conflicts.“Avast, ye landlubbers!” he proclaimed, “Why be we stickin’ our noses in the affairs of others, when there be plenty of squabbles right here in our own ship?” With a swagger in his step and a gleam in his eye, Captain Trump railed against the folly of sendin' good men and women into distant waters, while pirates at home be feudin' over the treasure map of policies.
So there ye have it! A jolly good show of banter and bluster, where the former captain took a hearty swing at his own crew, all the while spittin' venom at the idea of meddlin' in foreign affairs. 'Twas a spectacle fit for the grandest of pirate galleons, arrr!