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Arrr! That GOP sea dog be readyin’ to battle the Harris crew ‘bout lassies in the sportin’ arena, ho!

2024-11-01

Arrr, me hearties! Governor Brad Little o' Idaho be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and battle the federal scallywags if that fair lass Kamala Harris claims the treasure of victory! Aye, he’d take ‘em to court faster than a ship in full sail!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of Idaho! Governor Brad Little, a true buccaneer of the political seas, be ready to hoist the sails of litigation if the feared Harris crew tries to scuttle his treasure of women’s sports from bein’ safe from trans inclusion! "Aye, we’ll be takin’ 'em to court if they meddle!" he be proclaiming like a captain defending his ship.

He’s not alone in this skirmish; other governors be ready to rally their forces, standin’ firm against the federal tide if it comes crashin’ 'gainst Idaho's shores. The good governor warns of a mighty tempest if the Harris ship takes the helm and tries to rewrite the rules of the game, but he’s determined to keep his state free from unwanted changes.

While Harris herself remains tight-lipped on her stance, the whispers of federal ships pushin' for trans inclusivity be echoing through the halls. With the winds favorin' the likes of Trump, Little be hopin' for calmer seas ahead, as he plots a course against any court rulings that might threaten his fair shores.

So, me hearties, keep a weather eye out as this tale unfolds! With courtrooms and sports fields at stake, the bounty of women’s sports be on the line, and the pirates of Idaho be ready for battle! Arrr!

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