Arrr! Tapper be fact-checkin’ Harris 'bout Trump’s words, sayin’, “Just be quotin’ the scallywag true, ye landlubber!”
2024-11-01
Arrr matey! CNN’s own Jake Tapper be callin’ out Vice President Kamala Harris for twistin’ Trump’s words ‘bout guardin’ lasses! A fine jest it be, like a parrot tryin’ to sing sea shanties! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political shenanigans on the high seas of the media! CNN’s own Jake Tapper, a sharp-tongued dog, laid a live fact-check upon the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who claimed that the scallywag Trump declared he’d do what he pleases, come what may, even if the lasses fancy otherwise!At a raucous rally in the hot port of Phoenix, Harris proclaimed that the former captain of the ship, Trump, would enforce his will upon the fairer sex regarding their bodies and the dreaded abortion bans sailing through one in three states! She warned the crew that Trump’s intentions were as clear as a foggy night at sea, insisting he’d make decisions without giving a hoot about the ladies’ say!
But wait, ye landlubbers! Tapper, with a wry grin, corrected the good Vice President, claiming ol' Trump was merely talking about protecting women from the dangers of criminals crossing the borders. He quipped that the language might be a bit rough, but he wasn’t suggesting he’d run amok with his whims!
So, as the political waves crash and tumble, let us remember: amidst the tangles of words and wits, a pirate’s heart knows when to raise the flag of truth! Yarrr!