Arrr, matey! Kelly be callin’ out landlubbers cheerin’ while the lads be down—‘tis their gold makin’!
2024-11-01
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford, the lass wed to that Rams’ sea dog, Matthew, be takin’ the scallywags to task! She be callin’ out them NFL bilge rats who be cheerin’ when a player goes down. Aye, ‘tis no reason to be celebratin’ a matey’s misfortune!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to this tale of woe from the high seas of the NFL! Our beloved Cleveland Browns be under fire, as their captain—quarterback Deshaun Watson—has met a cruel fate with a ruptured Achilles tendon during a clash with the Cincinnati Bengals, arrr! The scallywags of the gridiron be muttering tales of misfortune and bad sportsmanship, as even the players be grumbling about the matter!In a recent chinwag on her "Timeout" podcast, Kelly Stafford—wife to Rams’ quarterback Matthew—be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against the raucous fans who dare to cheer when a player tumbles to the ground like a ship in a storm! Aye, she called upon all ye landlubbers to remember that these lads be not mere pawns in a game, but men with families and dreams! Cheering for an injury be the lowest of the low, she proclaims, and she be right!
So let it be known, ye boisterous fans, when the game’s afoot, let us keep our hearts human and our cheers for triumph, not for a fellow’s plight! We be all in this together, savvy? Now raise your tankards to better sportsmanship, or I’ll send ye to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!