"Arrr! Colorado be spillin’ the beans on their vote codes—what a blunder fit for Davy Jones’ locker!"
2024-11-01
Arrr! The Colorado seadogs o’ state be sayin’ that some sneaky passwords fer their voting treasure were tossed onto their official scroll by mistake! They be hidin’ in a secret tab, but fear not, matey! They’ve been scuttled back to Davy Jones’ locker, and the election sails on smooth!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and let me regale ye with a tale of folly from the fair shores of Colorado, where the Secretary of State's office, bless their scallywag hearts, be havin’ a bit o’ a mishap, aye!