Arrr! The Colorado captain be patchin’ the hull o' his ship after a treasure map o' passwords went a'leakin'!
2024-11-01
Arrr mateys! The swabby governor of Colorado be sendin’ his fine ships and carriages to fix the blunder of spilled voting passwords, like a treasure map gone awry! Aye, there be doubts in the air, but fear not, for our elections be as fair as a parrot on me shoulder!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of a landlocked treasure trove called Colorado, where the Democrat captain o’ the ship—nay, I mean the governor—be raisin’ sails to fix a blunder most foul! Aye, it appears that the secret codes fer votin’ were spilled like a bucket o’ rum upon the deck of a state website. A right pickle, it be!