The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Xbox be silent 'bout Conker fer a decade, but Doja Cat just hoisted that scallywag before 24 million mateys!

2024-11-01

Arrr, matey! I reckon this here Halloween getup be the most confounding disguise ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! What a sight to behold, me hearty!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the most bewilderin’ Halloween garb ever laid eyes upon! Aye, ye be thinkin’ of ghosts and ghouls, witches and warlocks, but lo and behold, what cometh to the shore be a mighty fine surprise! Picture this: a landlubber, dressed not as a fearsome pirate or a fearsome beast, but as, I swear on me parrot’s beak, a giant slice o’ pizza! Arrr!

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