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Arrr, matey! Billy Zane be lookin’ like a scallywag, not Brando’s 'Godfather'! A right jolly sight, it be!

2024-11-01

Arrr, matey! Billy Zane be channelin’ his inner scallywag, turnin’ into Marlon Brando, the grandest of film legends, in Coppola’s tale o’ rogues, “The Godfather.” Aye, he be swaggerin’ like a salt in a tavern, ready to make ye laugh and shiver yer timbers! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale from the high seas o' Hollywood, where the dashing Billy Zane be transformin' into the legendary Marlon Brando, like a parrot dressin' in a fancy frock! Aye, at the ripe age of 58, Zane has put on the visage of Brando’s infamous Don Vito Corleone, from that famed flick, "The Godfather," which be settin' sail back in '72!

With a tuxedo fit for a captain and a mustache that could charm the fiercest mermaid, Zane be lookin' positively unrecognizable! He be preparin’ for the grand adventure of playin' Brando in "Waltzing with Brando," a biopic that sets its sails in the '70s, when Brando was a true Hollywood heartthrob, starin' in “Last Tango in Paris” and of course, “The Godfather.”

Directed by Bill Fishman and based on Bernard Judge’s yarn, the film tells the peculiar tale of an architect who finds himself stranded on a deserted atoll with none other than Brando himself! Filmed in the lush Tetiaroa, this flick promises to be as wild as a Kraken on a bender!

So, keep yer spyglasses trained, for Zane's world premiere at the Torino Film Festival be just around the corner, and ye won’t want to miss this swashbucklin’ saga of Hollywood legend!

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