Arrr, the Republicans be sailin' smooth on early vote winds in North Carolina, says the NRCC captain, savvy?
2024-11-01
Arrr, me hearties! The head o' the National Republican Congressional Committee be spoutin' to Fox News that the GOP crew be sailin' mighty fine in their quest to hoist the sails o' voter turnout in North Carolina! Aye, all hands on deck, ready to plunder the polls!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn o' the Republican crew, battlin' the waves of democracy in the fair state o' North Carolina! With a hurricane wreakin' havoc, Captain Richard Hudson leads the charge from the National Republican Congressional Committee, hopin' to rally them low-propensity voters aboard their ship.“Aye!” he be sayin’, “We be pushin’ early voting like a ship’s sails caught in the wind, makin’ sure our traditional voters weigh anchor and set sail fer the polls!” With record turnout hittin' the seas on Oct. 17, over 353,000 scallywags cast their ballots, and ye can bet this be givin’ the Republicans a right good reason to hoist their flags high!
The stormy seas of Hurricane Helene may have tossed 'em about, but the crew be makin’ sure all hands are on deck, with plans for more voter contact than a ship’s crew swabbin' the decks! “We be knockin’ on doors and callin’ folks as if we be searchin’ fer buried treasure!” Hudson declares, while the North Carolina Elections Board allots safe havens for votes to be cast, no matter the squalls.
As the final day of early voting approaches, the count be climbin’ higher than a crow’s nest! So, hoist yer sails, mateys, and may the best crew win the favor of the ballot seas!