The Booty Report

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Arrr! Canadian constables be sinkin' the largest rum-runner's den o' potions! Aye, the scallywags be caught red-handed!

2024-11-01

Avast ye! The king's scallywags in British Columbia snatched a treasure trove o' drugs and devilish potions, enough to brew a whopping 96 million doses o' that cursed opioid muck! Blimey, 'tis a haul fit for a pirate's parley—if only it were rum instead! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale that be fit fer a crew of scallywags! Off the treacherous shores of British Columbia, the federal officers be actin' like true buccaneers of the law. They hoisted the Jolly Roger and nabbed a haul of illicit contraband that be enough to fill Davy Jones’ locker with 96 million doses of the devil's brew known as opioids!

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