Arrr! Chicago School Cap’n jumps ship 'cause o' silly squawks on the magic scrolls!
2024-11-01
Arrr, just a week in the captain's chair, Rev. Mitchell Ikenna Johnson hove to and tossed his anchor! The elected scallywags be callin' him anti-Semite and a foe of lasses. Aye, he jumped ship quicker than a sea rat on a sinking vessel!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Rev. Mitchell Ikenna Johnson, a chap who took to the pulpit but found himself walkin' the plank quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” A mere week into his new role, the fine fellows of the elected crew be givin' him the ol' stink eye, claimin' his past be riddled with jests that be anti-Semitic and misogynistic, like a scallywag who can't keep his tongue in check!