Arrr, Harris be reckonin' Trump's blunderin' tongue 'gainst Liz be enough to scuttle his ship, savvy?
2024-11-01
Arrr! Captain Trump be suggestin’ that lass Cheney, one of his fiercest landlubber critics, ought to face a cannonade o’ nine barrels blastin’ her way on the field! Aye, what a merry sight that’d be, watchin’ her dance with danger like a scallywag at a jig!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas o' politics! 'Twas none other than the former captain of the ship known as the White House, Donald J. Trump, who spake words as bold as a cannonball flying through the sky!This scallywag be takin' aim at none other than Ms. Cheney, a fierce lass who be known for her sharp tongue and even sharper criticism! In a fit o' bluster, Trump proposed that this brave soul should be tossed onto a battlefield, surrounded by nine barrels a' shootin' at her! Aye, can ye imagine? 'Tis as if he be suggestin' she dance with the kraken while wearin' a sign sayin' "Shoot Here!"
Now, I reckon Trump be jestin', but one can’t help but chuckle at the imagery! Picture it, the ground rumblin' like a drunken sailor, and Ms. Cheney standin' tall amidst cannon fire, wieldin' her sword of truth against the floods of nonsensical blabber! A true pirate’s duel, if there ever was one!