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Arrr! Clayton Kershaw, cursed by fate, fires up th' Dodgers crew with a raucous yarn, but missed th' grand feast!

2024-11-01

Arrr, Clayton Kershaw be missin’ the grand revelry of the 2020 World Series with his mateys o’ the Dodgers! But lo! This Friday, he spun a yarn so grand at the 2024 shindig, ye’d think he be claimin’ the treasure o' laughter itself! Aye, what a jolly rogue!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of the Los Angeles Dodgers, who’ve scored their second World Series treasure in but four short years! But lo and behold, 'twas only on the fine Friday past that they could hoist their goblets o’ joy alongside their loyal fans, fer the dreaded COVID kept 'em from celebratin’ after their grand victory in the 2020 Fall Classic. Arrr!

The crew, led by the likes of Clayton Kershaw, who be one of twelve scallywags that sailed through both championships, took to the streets like jolly pirates after a successful plunder. Kershaw, though he only tossed the ball seven times this season due to pesky injuries, celebrated like he had captured the whole fleet! With his heart so full, he exclaimed, "I've awaited this day like a parched sailor awaits water!" Aye, his joy was infectious, even if he didn't throw the winning pitch!

As the parade came to a close at the grand Dodger Stadium, the lads reveled in their eighth World Series title, having bested the notorious New York Yankees in just five games. So raise yer tankards high, fer the Dodgers be champions once more, and who knows what treasures await in the seasons to come! Yarrr!

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