Arrr! Trump's foes be diggin' their own graves, spoutin' tall tales 'bout what he be jabberin', savvy?
2024-11-01
Arrr, 'tis well known that Captain Trump be not fond of the lass Liz Cheney, a scallywag who dared cross swords with him! But let it be known, he ne’er be sayin' to fire cannons at her nor callin’ for her head—those tales be as tall as a ship’s mast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tall tale o’ the tempestuous tides ‘twixt the infamous Donald Trump and the feisty lass, former Rep. Liz Cheney from Wyoming! It be no hidden treasure that this scallywag Trump harbors a mighty disdain for the fair Cheney, who be a fierce critic and did join forces with nine other landlubbers to cast her lot against him during his second impeachment. Aye, she even took the helm as vice chair o’ the House select committee investigatin’ the ruckus at the Capitol in 2021!Now, word on the high seas be that Trump did not declare that Cheney "should be fired upon" or suggest that she be “executed,” despite what the news scallywags at CNN might have blathered. Nay, that be a fanciful tale fit for a tavern brawl! Instead, it seems the water be murky with misunderstandin' and exaggerations, much like a pirate’s map leadin’ to a false chest o’ gold. Cheney, who now seeks to sail alongside Vice President Kamala Harris, sure knows how to stir the pot, doesn’t she? So raise a tankard, me hearties, to the shenanigans of politics, where the seas be ever choppy and the crew ever divided!