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Arrr, matey! Captain of the rainbow ship snagged a treasure chest of doubloons—$1 million, no less! Blimey, what a scallywag!

2024-11-01

Arrr, matey! Jacob Rostovsky, the captain of Queer Works, be in hot water, facin’ 53 felony charges for plunderin’ near a million doubloons from the tax coffers! This swashbuckler, who flew his colors since age 13, be tryin’ to save the souls of the gender-bent crew! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag by the name of Jacob Rostovsky, the captain of a ship called Queer Works. This here vessel claims to sail the seas of mental health support fer our fine transgender and gender non-binary crew, but lo and behold, he’s been caught swindlin’ nearly a cool million doubloons from the good folk’s treasure chests!

Now, Rostovsky, havin’ sailed the stormy seas of life as an openly transgender lad since the tender age of 13, set sail on this grand adventure in 2018, thinkin’ he could set his ship right in California waters. But alas, the winds of fortune turned foul, and he found himself indicted on a whopping 53 felony counts! Aye, it appears that instead of helpin’ the crew, he’s been plunderin’ the bounty meant for the good-hearted souls lookin’ for support.

So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye would-be buccaneers: keep a weathered eye on yer treasure, for not all that glitters be gold, and some scallywags be lookin’ to fill their own coffers at the expense of the crew. Raise a mug and laugh at this fine folly, for the seas be a wild and wondrous place! Yarrr!

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