Arrr! The high court be favorin’ them Pennsyltuckians, givin’ the GOP a right jolly keelhaul!
2024-11-01
Arrr, matey! Them Republican scallywags in the Keystone State be hoisting a desperate flag to the Supreme Court, all a’fore the election sails in! They be frettin’ o’er how them provisional ballots be counted, like a crew countin’ doubloons after a raucous night at the tavern!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Twas a dark day for the scallywags of the GOP, as the Supreme Court decided to uphold a ruling that allows the counting of certain provisional ballots in Pennsylvania! Aye, just four days before the grand election, the Republican National Committee found themselves in a right pickle!In a desperate bid, the landlubbers filed an emergency appeal with the top court, hopin' to halt the counting of ballots that were as messy as a deck after a storm. Their fine lawyers squawked about "irreparable harm" and the need for segregatin' those ballots, claimin' that once the egg be scrambled, it can’t be unscrambled! Aye, ‘tis true, but it seems the court wasn’t listenin’ to their bellyachin’!
The Pennsylvania Supreme Court declared that provisional votes should be counted if the voter’s eligibility was confirmed, and it ain’t about to deny the right of eligible voters. The GOP’s challenge was likened to a ship tryin' to sail against a mighty tide, as most counties had been countin’ these ballots for years!
But beware, mateys! As more lawsuits roll in like the tide, some fear that this election may become a stormy sea of doubt. Yet, analysts reckon that none of these challenges will sink the ship of democracy! Yarrr!