Arrr! Federal swab orders Musk back to the court o’ Pennsylvania fer his scallywag 'illegal lottery' mischief! Har har!
2024-11-01
Arrr! Philadelphia's finest lawman be settin' his sights on that scallywag Elon Musk and his Trump-loving crew, claimin' their daily treasure toss of a million doubloons be naught but a scheme of unlawful bribery! Avast, me hearties, the seas be gettin' stormy!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a judge and a billionaire! A federal magistrate, in his wisdom, did deny the request of one Elon Musk, who sought to shift his lawsuit to the grand halls of federal court, where the stakes be higher than a crow's nest! Aye, the case be about whether Musk's daily plunder of a million doubloons be illegal bribery under Pennsylvania's law, and it be headed back to the land of the state, thanks to the gallant District Attorney, Larry Krasner.Judge Angelo Foglietta, a name fit for a ship's captain, demanded the next hearing at the crack of dawn on Monday. But will Musk, who be known to swashbuckle through legal battles, show his face in court? His lawyers be claimin’ that Krasner's office be turning this whole affair into a raucous circus, while the D.A. calls Musk's giveaways an "illegal lottery" aimed at swaying elections. The good judge ordered this drama to unfold, whilst Musk's treasure trove of daily giveaways sails on, plundering the hearts and wallets of swing state voters!
With claims of randomness in selecting winners, the D.A. be raising a skeptical eyebrow, pointing out those lucky souls be folks often spotted at Trump rallies! As the winds of election season blow fierce, the courtroom shenanigans continue—arrr, what a spectacle!