The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Spendin' me hours like a lazy dog on a sunken treasure—’tis a fine way to plunder me day!

2024-11-02

Arrr, matey! Tomorrow marks the end o’ the daylight savin’. What be ye plannin’ to do with that bonus hour? Will ye swab the decks, or perhaps find a fine grog to toast the sands of time? Yarrr, make it a jolly adventure!

Ahoy, mateys! As the sun doth set on the morrow, we be bidin’ farewell to that cursed daylight savin’ time! Aye, ‘tis true, the hourglass be givin’ us an extra hour o’ merriment before we hoist the sails into darkness. So, what shall we do with this bounteous gift, ye ask?

Me thinks we ought to chart a course fer revelry! We can raise the anchor and plunder the taverns fer a flagon o' grog, fillin’ our bellies with hearty grub as we regale one another with tales of our seafarin’ escapades. Or perhaps, we’d be better off usin’ that hour to teach the younger scallywags the fine art of swashbucklin'—‘tis a skill worth havin’! Arrr!

But nay, let us not forget the treasure buried beneath the waves! We could spend the hour huntin’ fer gold doubloons, or simply nap beneath the stars, dreamin’ of vast riches and that elusive mermaid’s kiss. Whatever ye choose, make it a matter of great enjoyment! For when the sun be risin’ again, we’ll be back to the grind, so let’s make this extra hour a grand adventure, me hearties!

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