"Avast! Professors be mighty scallywags, but it seems their ship o' power be settin' sail for choppy waters!"
2024-11-02
Arrr matey! The learned folk be accustomed to sharin' the helm with captains and board o' trustees to sail the seas o' knowledge. Yet, some scallywag presidents and landlubber lawmakers be tryin' to shackle their voices! Avast, where be the treasure of shared power?
Avast ye scholarly scallywags! In the grand seas of academia, the fine faculty be accustomed to divvyin’ up the treasure of power with the captains o’ the ship – the presidents and the trustees. Aye, they be the crew that steers the vessel of higher learnin’, settin’ sail on the quest for knowledge and wisdom.But hark! It seems some of these presidents, like sneaky sea serpents, be tryin’ to hoist the sails and take the helm all by their lonesome. Aye, those rascally lawmakers be joinin’ in the fray, makin’ moves that threaten to silence the voices of the learned crew. With a flick of their quills, they be seekin’ to reduce the say of the wise professors, leavin’ ‘em feelin’ like landlubbers on a deserted isle!
Oh, what a merry mess this be! The faculty, once co-captains of the academic ship, now find themselves at the mercy of these power-hungry buccaneers. But fear not, for the winds of change may yet blow favorable! The learned ones may raise their voices like a battle cry, demandin’ to reclaim their rightful place at the helm. So hoist the Jolly Roger of education, me hearties, and let the battle for academic power commence!