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"Arrr! Justices be grantin' ye landlubbers a second chance with provisional ballots if ye botch yer mailin'!"

2024-11-01

Arrr! The high court be laughin’ at the GOP’s plea, denyin’ ‘em the chance to stifle the good folk o’ Pennsylvania! Now, if they be messin’ up their mail-in parchments, they still get a shot at castin’ their votes! Aye, a treasure trove of ballots awaits!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of the High Court, where the scallywags of the Supreme be havin' a grand ol' time with votes and ballots, aye!

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