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Arrr! The High Court's verdict be sinkin' the GOP's ship, lettin' them provisional ballots sail free in Pennsylvania!

2024-11-01

Arrr, matey! The Supreme Court be givin' a hearty “Aye!” to countin’ those wayward ballots! A right blow to the landlubber GOP, just days before the grand election! They be howlin’ for a stay, but alas, their sails be flappin’ in the wind! Hoist the anchor, chaos be afoot!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and courtly squabbles! The Supreme Court, like a captain with a mind o' its own, did decide on a fine Friday that certain provisional ballots be counted, much to the chagrin of the state GOP and the scallywags of the Republican National Committee! A right ol' setback this be, just four days before the grand election feast!

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