Arrr, Trump be sayin' RFK Jr. be takin' the helm o' health care seas, savvy? Aye, a jolly jest!
2024-11-01
Arrr, on the high seas of politics, Trump be claimin' if he grabs the crown, ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be sailin' into a mighty role in the health care galleon! He’s the wisest sea dog on the matter, savvy? Though his thoughts on vaccines be as stormy as a tempest!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of American politics! The boisterous Donald Trump, that scallywag of a captain, be makin’ waves on the campaign trail, yappin’ away in Dearborn, Michigan. With a glint in his eye, he declared that if he be claimin’ the presidency, ol’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be landin’ a mighty fine position in the realm of health care!“A big role, I tell ye!” Trump bellowed, puffin’ out his chest like a proud parrot. “Kennedy knows health care better than any matey aboard this ship!” The crowd, full o’ landlubbers and sea dogs alike, listened intently as he spoke o’ Kennedy’s knowledge, though there be whispers of his peculiar views on vaccines floatin’ about like seaweed on the brine.
When asked whether he be fine with Kennedy’s wacky notions, Trump replied, “Aye, I’ve long agreed with some of his views!” So, if this be the course plotted by our cap’n, we might just see ol’ Kennedy sailin’ into the health care horizon, ready to chart new waters—vaccines and all! Yo ho ho, let the political seas be ever so jolly! Arrr!