Arrr! Donald Trump Jr. and Kristi Noem be settin' sail with Franklin Graham in North Carolina's tempestuous waters, matey!
2024-11-02
Arrr, mateys! Donald Trump Jr. and Governor Kristi Noem be settin' sail with Franklin Graham o' Samaritan's Purse, handin’ out warm garb to the chilly souls of Helene-torn North Carolina on a fine Friday! Aye, even pirates know the value of keepin' warm!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I have a tale of daring do from the shores of North Carolina! South Dakota’s fair governor, Kristi Noem, and the son of the grand Trump himself, set sail with that noble Franklin Graham of Samaritan’s Purse. They braved the winds and foul weather to deliver warm garb to those poor souls battered by Hurricane Helene, who be shivering in the cold like a scallywag without his grog!These fine folk be airlifting over 1,200 articles of winter clothing, a sight to behold, including jackets, fleeces, and trousers to keep the chill at bay. "We be the hands and feet of Jesus!" proclaimed Noem, her heart as warm as the clothes she delivered. The good Reverend Graham noted the gratitude of those who lost all but the rags on their backs, expressing that such kindness be worth more than gold doubloons!
As the icy grip of winter approaches, the call be clear, mateys! We need hearty volunteers, not just now but ’til the last snow melts! Samaritan’s Purse, with its orange-shirted crew, has been a beacon of hope, aiding over 3,000 families. So let’s hoist our sails and lend a hand, fer the good people of North Carolina be counting on us, even when the holiday feasts be calling! Yarrr!