Arrr, LeBron be swearin' he ain’t changin' course on that scallywag Harris! Aye, he’s all in, matey!
2024-11-02
Arrr, mateys! Lanky LeBron, the great sea captain of the Lakers, be spillin' his thoughts on why he be throwin' his lot in with Vice Captain Kamala Harris, right before the grand election battle! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plunder of votes, I say! Avast, let the election begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spins ye a yarn about the great LeBron James, a towering figure on the court and a loud parrot for Vice President Kamala Harris. Just t’other day, after besting the Raptors like a true buccaneer, he took to the sea of social media to proclaim his endorsement, despite a tempest of criticism for a video that had more edits than a ship's log during a storm!LeBron declared his motives clear as a sunny day on the high seas, sayin’, “I wanted to make sure it was seen, heard, and heard with force!” He spoke of women’s rights with the fervor of a pirate defending his treasure, claimin’ it’s the future for his lassies and kin. “It damn sure wasn’t goin’ the other way!” he roared, lettin’ the world know his stance was as firm as a ship’s anchor!
Yet, the video was a muddied sea of out-of-context soundbites from the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, along with clips that made some scallywags raise their eyebrows. Meanwhile, another seadog, Aaron Rodgers, had a laugh, quippin’ about celebrity endorsements like a jestin’ jester at a captain’s feast! So, grab yer grog and enjoy the show, mateys, for the winds of politics be blowin’ strong on this voyage!