The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Harris and Trump be plunderin’ $2.5 billion in gold doubloons, yet still fall short of 2020’s treasure!

2024-11-02

Arrr, matey! The high seas o' politics be a treasure chest, with Vice President Kamala and the former Captain Trump throwin' gold around like drunken sailors! They've plundered $2.5 billion, and the Harris crew's raked in a hefty $1.39 billion! Aye, 'tis a fine mess o' booty, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a mighty political squabble on the high seas of democracy! The contest fer the keys to the grand ship of state be between the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris and the swashbucklin’ former captain, Donald Trump. Both be tossin’ gold coins like a drunken sailor, raisin’ a treasure chest o’ $2.5 billion in their quest fer power!

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