The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump and Kamala be battlin’ for doubloons in the fray! Who's pocketin’ more in the rough seas?

2024-11-02

Arrr! The former captain Trump and First Mate Harris be hoardin’ $154 million doubloons in the fiercest waters! Though Harris be fillin’ her treasure chest more, Trump be lurkin’ close, ready to snatch that booty in a few squabbles where they be tied like two scallywags at a tavern brawl!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of the grand treasure hunt 'twixt two infamous landlubbers: Donald the Trump and Kamala the Harris. In the great contest of coinage across the seven mightiest battleground seas, they've amassed a whopping $154 million doubloons! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!

Now, ye may be wonderin’, who be takin' the lion's share of this plunder? Why, it be the fair lady Kamala, whose fundraising prowess be as fierce as a stormy squall! She’s outshined the old captain Trump in the overall haul, but hold yer horses! The crafty Trump be closin’ in like a phantom ship in the night. In a few key harbors, he be nippin' at her heels, ready to seize the loot for himself!

So, prepare yer sea legs, me hearties, for this battle of bills be far from over! With both of 'em settin’ their sails to catch the winds of fortune, the tides could turn any moment. Keep yer spyglasses sharpened, for we be in for a rollickin’ good ride on the stormy seas of politics!

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