Arrr, Cardi B be cursed by the magical scroll! A right mess at Harris's shindig in Wis-captain's land!
2024-11-02
Arrr! The lass Cardi B be fightin’ a treacherous teleprompter sea to cast her vote for Vice President Harris, all while the crowd be laughin' louder than a cannon’s roar in Milwaukee on Friday! Aye, what a squall o’ words, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of a jolly lass known as Cardi B, who took to the stage in the wilds of Wisconsin to rally the crew for Vice President Harris. But lo and behold! A treacherous teleprompter played tricks, leavin' her speech as tangled as a sailor's knot!In the bustling port of West Allis, Cardi stood before the eager crowd, only to be met with silence from her trusty script. "Hold yer horses, me hearties!" she called, as the crowd roared like a pack of hungry sea dogs. For near two minutes, this rapscallion worked her magic with the audience, nervously waitin' for the ship's log to right itself.
"I’ve been waitin' for this moment me whole life!" she exclaimed, callin' out to her matey Patience for some assistance. At last, a fair maiden delivered a cell phone, and Cardi declared, "I took me time writin' this speech, so I’ll deliver it proper!"
Then, she cast a cheeky eye towards the scallywag Trump, takin' a jab at his words about protectin' women. "Donny, don’t," she said, beggin' him to reconsider his high seas bravado.
So there ye have it, a raucous rally full of laughter and mischief, where a rap diva sailed through the storm of technology like a true pirate captain! Yarrr!