Arrr! Trump be claimin' the press be as trustworthy as a landlubber, givin' Liz a right tongue-lashin' fer her tall tales!
2024-11-02
Arrr, the former captain of the ship Trump be settin' sail on “Fox & Friends Weekend,” yappin’ 'bout the trusty ol’ media bein’ as reliable as a three-legged parrot. He be makin’ his last plea to the fine crew of American voters, savvy?
Avast ye hearties! The former Captain of the US Ship, Donald Trump, be takin' to the airwaves o' Fox & Friends Weekend to bellow about the trust bein' as scarce as gold doubloons in a pirate's chest when it comes to the media. He be settin' his sights on the likes of "60 Minutes" and The Washington Post, claimin' they be as corrupt as scallywags in a tavern brawl. "They’ve lost all credibility!" he roared, like a parrot with a toothache.Trump, feelin' froggy, took aim at Liz Cheney, callin' her a "dumb individual" and a "radical war hawk," likin' her to a ship with a hole below deck—bound to sink! He be suggestin' she take a turn standin' tall with a rifle, feelin' the heat of battle instead of sittin' comfy in her fancy Washington quarters.
In a twist o' fate, Cheney shot back like a cannon, warnin’ that Trump's threats be the ways of tyrants, and “we cannot entrust our country to a petty, vindictive, cruel, unstable man.” Meanwhile, Trump be claimin’ the nation be in dire straits, callin’ all hands on deck to vote and turn the tide! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!