Arrr, James Franklin be squarin' off with a landlubber after a brutal thrashin’ from them Ohio scallywags!
2024-11-02
Arrr! After the mighty No. 3 Penn State ship sank to No. 4 Ohio State, the crew of PSU be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Captain James Franklin, who found himself in a squall of words with a scallywag fan! Avast, the sea of football be a treacherous one!
Arrr, mateys! It be the grim tidin’s that our scallywag o’ a coach, James Franklin, be public enemy No. 1 at Happy Valley, aye! The mighty Nittany Lions, ranked third in the land, took a blow to the hull at Beaver Stadium, losin’ to the fearsome Ohio State Buckeyes, 20-13. Aye, 'tis a heartbreaker that leaves the crew feelin’ low.This Franklin fellow be sportin’ a dismal record o’ 1-7 against top 10 ships at home, and his crew be wonderin’ when they’ll shake off this cursed streak. Though this loss be not sinkin’ their College Football dreams just yet, doubts be brewin’ like storm clouds on the horizon.
As Franklin made his way from the battlefield, he heard the jeers of disgruntled fans and approached one to demand his name. That brave fan, quick as a cat, scuttled away, leavin’ Franklin to shake his head. The Nittany Lions set sail strong with a 10-0 lead but floundered, unable to score a single offensive touchdown! Aye, their lone score be a pick-six, robbin’ the treasure chest o’ victory.
In the end, they had a chance to tie the score but were thwarted by the Buckeyes’ mighty defense. Now, with a record of 7-1, they be lookin’ to bounce back against the Washington crew on the 9th o’ November. Hoist yer flags and wish ‘em luck, ye salty dogs!