The Booty Report

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Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Dragon Age be sailin' the seas without DLC, as BioWare sets course fer Mass Effect 5!

2024-11-02

Arrr, matey! John Epler be sayin' the crew be all hands on deck fer the next grand tale of Mass Effect! Aye, they be settin' their sights like a true sailor on the horizon, forgettin' all else! Avast, ready the cannons fer adventure!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the latest whispers from the high seas of game-making! Our ol' matey, John Epler, has tossed us a juicy tidbit 'bout them crafty scallywags at the studio. Aye, they be plottin' and schemin' with naught a thought for naught else but the next grand adventure in the Mass Effect realm!

Now, picture this, ye landlubbers: a crew o' game developers, holed up in their ship-shaped office, eyes all aglow with dreams of intergalactic treasures and space-farin' shenanigans! Nary a parrot be squawkin' or a cannon be blastin' as they toil away, fixin' to bring us tales that’ll make even Davy Jones shed a tear! Arrr!

They be castin' aside all distractions like a sailor tossin' overboard rotten fish! So, if ye be hopin' for news of other grand exploits, ye best be lookin' elsewhere, for these buccaneers have set their sights firmly on the stars! Methinks we’re in for a wild ride through the cosmos, filled with aliens, starships, and maybe a kraken or two! So hoist the sails and ready the cannons, for Mass Effect be comin’ at us like a ship in full sail!

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