"Lost yer Baldur's Gate 3 treasure to a Skyrim-like mod storm? Larian’s got a jolly tale just fer ye!"
2024-11-02
"To keep ye from takin' a wee stroll to the land o' bare-bottomed swabs, I be offerin' ye this hearty warning! Arrr, 'tis a sight that'd make even Davy Jones blush!"
Ahoy, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I be here to spin ye a yarn about dodgin’ the treacherous waters of the "occasional jaunt to the realm of naked men." Aye, that be a perilous voyage indeed, fraught with dangers most foul and sights that’d make even the bravest pirate blush!