The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After three long years and thirty updates, we be gettin' vampires! Even Astarion be playin' Dracula, savvy?

2024-11-02

Ahoy, matey! The Ode To Castlevania DLC be fulfillin’ the grand oath o’ Vampire Survivors — to outlive the bloodsuckers! Aye, it be a jolly romp, where ye’ll dance with fiends ‘n laugh in the face o’ doom! Avast, keep yer garlic close and yer wits closer!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a most wondrous adventure in the realm of pixels and peril! The "Ode To Castlevania" DLC be a treasure trove for all ye scallywags who fancy themselves survivors of the undead! Aye, it be true, Vampire Survivors hath made good on its word to plunder the depths of vampire lore, and this here addition be a fine testament to that dark promise.

This DLC be a veritable feast of ghoulish delights, where ye can smite bloodsuckers with the ferocity of a cannonball to the hull! With weapons sharper than a cutlass and foes more fiendish than a kraken in a bad mood, ye’ll be dancin' a merry jig whilst dodgin' the sharp fangs of the night! Each encounter be an epic tale waiting to be told, filled with laughter and the occasional shriek of terror—fitting for a jolly crew of undead hunters!

So, hoist yer sails and ready yer swords, for the "Ode To Castlevania" be a rollickin' romp through the night! Yarr, it be a testament to the grit and glee of those who dare to stand against the shadowy legions of the night! Come, claim yer glory and let the laughter echo like the sweet sound of rum on the high seas!

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