"Arrr! Feast yer eyes on Trump’s and Harris’s grub, along with other swashbucklin’ bites o’ past captains o’ the ship!"
2024-11-02
Arrr matey! As the tides of the 2024 election be a-turnin’, them landlubber presidents and their scallywag vice presidents be spillin’ the beans on their favorite grub! Hoist the sails for a feast fit for a captain, here be their culinary treasures! Savory treasures await!
Avast, me hearties! As the fateful election nears, the high seas of politics be teemin' with Vice President Kamala Harris and the scallywag Donald Trump makin' their final pitches to the goodly folk. Harris, savvy as a ship's captain, chose Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz as her trusty mate, whilst Trump snagged Ohio’s JD Vance to sail alongside him.Lo and behold! Both Vance and Walz share a taste for the fizzy nectar known as Diet Mountain Dew, a concoction that’s more refreshing than a cool ocean breeze. Vance jested at a Virginia rally, "I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today," claimin’ those Democrats might call it a heinous act, but he declared, “But it’s good!” Meanwhile, Walz traded spirits for the bubbly drink after a wee mishap with sobriety.
On the other hand, Harris be fond of raisin bran and gumbo – a breakfast fit for a captain! As for the grand Joe Biden, he prefers his chocolate chip ice cream, while Trump be known for gorging on fast food fit fer a king, even servin’ up burgers to the Clemson crew.
From broccoli-hatin' Bush to taco-lovin' Lincoln, it seems every leader has their guilty pleasures, so grab yer cutlasses and feast on this culinary treasure of political whimsy!