Arrr, matey! A Trump or Harris win be like choosin' between a cannonball or a cannonball with sparkles for Ukraine!
2024-11-03
Arrr, the presidential scallywags be spoutin' wildly different dreams for America’s part in this war, like two captains chartin' their own courses! And don’t be forgettin' NATO, that trusty shield keepin' the Russian buccaneers at bay. A right merry mess, it be!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the presidential candidates be squabblin’ like scallywags over the fate o’ America and her role in the grand ol' war! Aye, one be dreamin’ o’ hoistin the sails and settin' off to conquer the seas, while the other be talkin’ ’bout battenin’ down the hatches and lettin' NATO be our trusty shipmate against them dastardly Russians!Ye see, one candidate be spoutin' tales of glory and adventure, claimin’ that America should take the helm and lead the charge into battle, flashin’ their cutlass and shoutin’ boldly. Meanwhile, the other buccaneer be preachin’ caution, favorin’ the safety o' the ship through alliance with NATO, keepin’ a weather eye on the horizon for any sneaky Russian ships lurkin’ in the fog!
It be a fine contest, me mateys, with visions as different as a parrot and a plank! Will we sail forth bravely into the fray, or will we huddle together under NATO’s banner like a crew o’ frightened rats? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: the seas be stormy, and these candidates be makin’ waves like a tempestuous sea dog!