The Booty Report

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Arrr! A wee Lebanese hamlet be dodgin' cannon fire 'tween Israel and Hezbollah like a savvy sea rat!

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! In the land o’ Lebanon, the crew be united 'gainst the Israel scallywags, yet in southern ports where Hezbollah be but a whisper, the good folk be feelin’ like fish caught 'twixt a cannonball and a cutlass! A fine pickle, indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In the lands of Lebanon, ye see, the good folk be united like a crew against the fearsome onslaught from Israel's cannons. But lo and behold, in them southern towns where Hezbollah be no captain, the landlubbers be caught in a right pickle! Aye, they be feelin’ like a fish in a barrel, trapped ‘twixt the devil and the deep blue sea!

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